Jon's Bacehlor Party Summer 06 - 12 Men, 6 Beds, 1 boat

Lake Shasta

the crew abondons ship in search of fire wood, a brief

moment of serenity

a weekend just thick with dudes and booze

you might ask, "just what in the hell are these

drunken morons up to?"

or "are they actually tying that rope to a huge log?"

god damned right buttercup. it's called "log skiing"

and so what if a houseboat only goes 10 mph or

that splinters the size of pencils hurt when spiked through

the forearm, this was definitely not

the dumbest thing we would do this weekend...

here, schuyler sees how far he can throw a rock,

all part of the first annual Midevil Olympics

that were held on an uninhabited island we

happened upon. Why? I'm not sure i can explain

that part, but there seems to be a direct

correlation between our behavior and that of

Neanderthals 200,000 years ago.

we followed this bald eagle for about four hours

one days only to get this blurry and out of focus

picture, in the grand tradition of Big Foot.

she was a sea worthy vessel, aye...

and the captain was tough, but fair

there wasn't much to eat some days...

but what we lacked in nourishment, we made

up for with love

and after the "big gay jump," we all felt a bit closer, in

ways that a woman would never understand.

More Chicago (Mimi's Photos)

My tie miraculously loosens itself after some wine

i guess schuyler drinks? mimi keeps up.


after schuyler took over bar tending duties, he mixed quite a coctail.
4 shots blueberry vodka, a splash of 7 up. i couldn't really taste how awful it
was by the time i finished it, but i also couldn't feel my legs.


it has just occured to jon that my suit just might be better
than his.


still not sure if tony's senior photo pose is necessary

jenny looked so incredibly foxy. here we

contemplate kidnapping her.

schuyler and i demostrate the rarely seen mating

dance of Jesus Yolola, a cook that i used to work

with who got fired for sniffing coke off the

toilet seat in the employee restroom.

yoni holds back tears for the fifth time and

delivers a speech. to end on a happy note here,

he is the most emotionally sincere person i

have ever met, and i love him for that.

GroomZilla. Yoni and Jenny's Wedding in Chicago

Ahhh, the only enjoyable part of flying, besides the claustrophobia and leg cramps, is the ability to take pictures out the window.

Groomzilla

Cyborg and the kid

trd and the cook

voted best suit third from the left

the mifees

wolf and ken sky

mimi's photo advice, big eyes, chin down

table 2

don lay (the godfather) gives jonny brooklyn an offer he can't refuse. tony two times turano looks on.

first on camera smile for joe ever




A rare and vulnerable side of the godfather captured on film

this was at 3 am in the hotel lobby and schuyler had just fallen down a flight of stairs. when asked by the clerk if he needed help to his room, he responded "no no no, i'm a fucking professional," and then vanished through a employees only door.

the only picture of the actual wedding i could manage